hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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If the signs were mythological creatures:

  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter
  • northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

    aromanticemmafrost:

    mermaids protecting young girls that live near the sea (◡‿◡✿)

    mermaids that don’t follow humans beauty expectations (◡‿◡✿)

    mermaids finding cheap plastic jewelry and absolutely adoring it (◡‿◡✿)

    mermaids needing glasses when they come on land because their eyes aren’t adjusted (◡‿◡✿)

    mermaids going on milkshake dates with their human girlfriends (◡‿◡✿)

    mermaids (✿◠‿◠)