septemberepisode:

"And we’re living happily ever after!"
"Yes, we are."

donkeykongcountry2:

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

neylaschultz:

if you dislike taylor swift i have some questions for you the first one is what the fuck is wrong with you

hahahastarrysleeper:

theblackship:

lionphantom:

godcolorsintheworld:

I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”

“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”

We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom. 

thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven

p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

ohh-tobias:

"She’s constantly making me better."
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persayjackson:

stOP SPREADING HATE AROUND THE FANDOM ABOUT CHARACTERS STOPSTOPSTOP

THE CHARACTERS DONT DESERVE YOUR SHIT