• Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen
  • weddingred:

    i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

    chicken-buddha:


you ignorant fool
    "When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

    Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

    This is important.

    (via goddessgretchen)

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
  • yes-shit-watson:

    stalkingyermom:

    flawlessspecter:

    flowercrownimpala:

    i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

    well this is fucking stupid

    image

    is this a reaction or an example

    both

    more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

    lyxdelsic:

    boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

    i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

    tehhufflepuffcompanion:

    Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”